Seriously, did Quinton “Rampage,” Jackson really think he was going to get away with it on Tuesday when he allegedly led California police on a high-speed pursuit from Costa Mesa to Newport Beach … in this truck?

Not to nitpick,  but we would've gone with something a little more subtle. 

After finally being apprehended, the former UFC light heavyweight champ was charged with felony evading, reckless driving and hit-and-run and was held on $25,000 bail.

UPDATE (7/16/08): MMA Weekly reported that Jackson was released on bail and seemed conflicted about whether or not the champ had originally been deemed "unfit for booking " and taken to a hospital after his arrest.  

On Tuesday, Yahoo sports’ Kevin Iole and Dave Meltzer broke the story in their usual nearly impenetrable English . We like Meltzer, we even read the Pro Wrestling Observer Newsletter occasionally but, dear God, sometimes the guy’s prose reads like a rough translation from a foreign language. We suggest you wait a few days for the Yahoo editors to get their hands on it before you try to slog your way through the story, so we’ll save you the trouble with this one fairly comprehensible highlight, after the jump.